5/11/99 Mollie C.

The strangest thing I recently said to my 4 year old hayley, is, "Don't sit on the popsicles." This was while we were grocery shopping and she was in the back of the shopping cart. Her 1 year old brother, Jeremy, was in the seat.

5/11/99 Rod H.

"Just because the cat buries something... doesn't make it treasure."

5/14/99 Judy F.

My daughter would stick her hand under my shirt to try to get me to let her nurse. One day I told her that "Mommy's nipple is not a toy."

5/2/99 Patricia H.

I have a two and a half year old. Everywhere I go she's always shouting out "Mommy!" or to my husband, "Daddy!" It's really cute, but after a while it gets frustrating. Anyways, I found my daughter saying it so much one day when she was younger, that later that evening I turned to my husband and I go "Daddy, what's for dinner." He replied "Nothing, Mommy." Then we both gave each other the "oh-my-God-I-don't-believe-we-just-said-that" look. Our mouths dropped so wide! It was the funniest thing. It goes to show you that if you can't beat your children, join them.

5/15/99 Karen M.

"No, you can't drink out of the toilet even if the dog does!"

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