5/16/99 Stephanie B.

My daughter Tiara, loves cats. I have said many things to her concerning these poor kitties. My mother calls her a "cat terrorist" and the punishment my mother's cat receives for being bad, is a visit from my daughter. Some of the comments I have made to Tia concerning the cats are: 1. Quit carrying the cat around like a suitcase. Her neck wasn't made to do that. 2. Please get the kitty out of the microwave. (She did, Kitty lived.) 3. Stop dropping the kitty off of the stairway landing. 4. Did you put the kitty in the bathtub with your sister again? 5. Mommy's soap is for her, not the kitty. 6. Get off the kitty, she is not a horse. 7. Quit petting the cat, you're going to get hair in my food.

5/19/99 Christy I.

I am a young (24) mommy of one adorable mischievous baby named Sadie Lynn. Miss Sadie Lynn has recently picked up a certain fascination with putting her feet into her mouth and I actually caught myself just the other day saying, "Sadie, honey, get your toe out of your nose and put it in your mouth." It was one of thse days that you cannot help but think, "I don't need anybody to drive me crazy, I'm already within walkin' distance."

5/21/99 Tanis M.

"Dakota, get out from underneath my shirt, you're getting boogers on my stomach!"

5/22/99 Kim Mentzer

"J.R., it's wrong to stand on the back of the couch and pee on your sister!!" J.R. was about 3-1/2 yrs. old, sister about 8 yrs. old, and he was mad at her. We have another girl in-between those two, hence our email name.

5/23/99 Dala Cowden

Sable, my two year old, went through a phase where her favorite thing to eat was cat or dog food. "What is in your mouth? Are you eating the dog (cat) food again?" Finally, we just started calling other food cat (dog) food. We would call her: "Here Kitty, Kitty have a bite of cat food. Good Girl!"

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