5/25/99 Heather Humrichouse

My husband and I were exercising on the floor...I was doing crunches, he was stretching. Whenever I do crunches, my one year old thinks it's funny to try to sit on my head as it's moving up anddown. Sleep-deprived and annoyed as Katarina began her squatting descent on my head I shouted, "Go sit on your daddy's head, for once."

5/29/99 Drew Rogers

I was playing near a table at the house of one of my parent's friends. I found some stamps on itand proceded to stick one on their family cat. To this, my dad quickly replied, "It takes more than one stamp to mail a cat." I still don't know exactly how many stamps it requires, or why my dad was so sure it was more than one.

5/29/99 Ramona Harwell

"Patrick, swallow your milk, THEN open your mouth!" (he had a few messy incidents where he would open his mouth before swallowing. Wasn't pretty.)

5/30/99 Amy Remondi

Don't store pasta in your hairtie.

5/31/99 Ted Barr

Our four grandchildren were playing in the family room. The two girls (7 & 5) were playing with their dolls. Feeding them play food. Joseph, the two year old, was playing along side the girls. One of our three cats was carefully treking through the room. When I said "Jospeh! - put the cat's tail down you don't feed him there."

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