So we had this idea to have a contest among our web readers to find the strangest combinations of words that you've ever used involving your children (Cocker Spaniels are not eligible). Really simple. Just send us your weird sentence, and we'll post the funniest ones... maybe even turn the winners into a comic strip. If your idea makes it into a Baby Blues comic strip, we'll send you the original hand-drawn strip to remind you ever more of this exciting contest, and that your kids are turning your mind into pudding.

On April 30 we will announce the winners of the contest. The six runner-up winners will have their quote showcased in a daily strip. The Grand Prize winner will have their quote used in a Sunday strip. Of course, we will give credit where credit is due and mention your name in the strip. We will notify the winners before-hand. The strips will be seen your local newspaper the first week of May.

The Rules:

1. Be honest.
2. Be brief.
3. Tell us the first names of the parties involved, if you dare.
4. You may submit as many quotes as you like. Please, submit each quote individually.
5. You MUST have an email account.

Enter your story in our contest by filling out the form below.