4/20/99 Pamela T.

One night as I tucked my three year old son in bed, he looked up at me and asked if he could ask me a question. As I glowed with the feeling that my child wanted me to fill his little mind with wisdom, I said sure... to which he quietly asked... "Mommy , why does your kiss stink?' Talk about having your bubble burst!

4/29/99 Jessica R.

I think this request speaks for itself? "Celeste, please don't wipe your nose on the window."

5/2/99 Christianne R.

"Ayla, you cannot ride the cat." Our cat is very user-friendly.

5/2/99 Patricia H.

I have a two and a half year old. Everywhere I go she's always shouting out "Mommy!" or to my husband, "Daddy!" It's really cute, but after a while it gets frustrating. Anyways, I found my daughter saying it so much one day when she was younger, that later that evening I turned to my husband and I go "Daddy, what's for dinner." He replied "Nothing, Mommy." Then we both gave each other the "oh-my-God-I-don't-believe-we-just-said-that" look. Our mouths dropped so wide! It was the funniest thing. It goes to show you that if you can't beat your children, join them.

5/4/99 Kama M.

After reading the note left by our cleaning lady, I turned to my husband as he walked in from work and said, "I'll get the barf from behind the couch, if you'll get the injured mouse in the computer room."